31 July 2009

Swan Leavin's...

[Or...]
How To Cure Writer's Bloc...

First-- Got Someone ya Love???

Then find them. There ain't nothing like a Muse to tap the floodgates, to release the pent-up dam that is creative Flowing...

[Um, You can pretend here; 'S okay!
Or... even better yet...
DON'T!!!]

Or... DON'T. B'cuz I'm tellin' ya, folk, NOT having a muse gains you Three in misery. Just Quantum Math, as I see it...

Well, okay, I'll quit being Cygnus [the Celestial Swan] and be Sirius [the Dog Star] for a bit en vent, ca va?

[And F.Y.I... Beethoven's name, said with a proper French accent, and peppered with the colloquial flair, sounds like "Bit en Vent", thus translating directly to the ear as 'Dick In The Wind'... ]

So, I can't think of what to write, honestly?

Well, BULLSHIT!!!

I mean, I'm ALIVE, aren't I???

so... WRITE.

FLOW.

TALK. {That's right! [HA! WRITE]!!!}

Is the sun rising? Why are the rays the most beautiful lavender and pink I have ever seen? Why is the sun burnt Endless Summer red?

Is THAT the Moon?
My MOTHER???

WHOA!!!

What of the Crones?

Where's the Maiden? WHO is the maiden?

Why am I recalling a strip club in Beaumont, Tx., right now, ...

And who is that? Yes, THAT? That... that VOICE on the phone?
Now, someone PLEASE tell me I did not just talk to a woman on the [OOOHH!!!] {C. cups hand and whispers in your ear,{softly} "potty"!!!

And you say you are left, now, with NO visual?

Hmm...

Well... you could always do a comparative essay titled "The Dog Sits"...
[500 words minimal, pleeze!]

HA!!!

Slainte, Folks!

Cygnus

16 comments:

Not The Rockefellers said...

Don't know where exactly you are going with this...but why oh why so much scat?

You're much better than that :)

Listen to Orion up there with his leg over the fence..get to it boy..you gotta make it right.

Peace and Sweetness to you Sir ;D

Rene cares, She does...

Debra She Who Seeks said...

THERE ya go!

Cygnus MacLlyr said...

Um...

WHUH???

Catman said...

Dude,

I say this most sincerely, but I am growing concerned about you.

Are you okay?

Not The Rockefellers said...

Forgive my rant...we all gotta work things out sometime..calling to mind the visual...:D

I still care, though...get to it boy :D

Peace - Rene

Cygnus MacLlyr said...

I must be more out there than I think...

Okay, some background...

AHEM!!!

It was suggested yesterday that I write about ways to overcome writer's Block.

Then Ye Old Furt asked what Merlin's voice sounded like entering the last battle...

And I had no more writer's block, because I heard a woman pee...

What's not to follow here?

Cygnus MacLlyr said...

But Lady Rene..

What needs getting to? [I mean besides New Hampshire?!?]

Not The Rockefellers said...

You what?
You heard a woman pee?
And that opened the floodgates?
Oh..Ok..things are so much clearer now..
I am laughing so hard now I can barely type this..now I gotta go..quick what's your phone number?

Oh man Cyg, you are a corker!

Peace or Pees - Rene

Not The Rockefellers said...

You say you're blocked and you'd like to be getting to the real writing...and it's in there.
One idea will lead to another and attach itself to another...sometimes it flows quickly..sometimes it's like molassess uphill in January.
You've got to go to that place that makes you powerful and vulnerable all at the same time.
Where might that be for you?
Go there..listen.

Does this make sense to you?

Peace - Rene

Not The Rockefellers said...

Peace, Sir, For Reals...

rene

Cygnus MacLlyr said...

867-5309...

And yes, I did...

Or, was that dew on a Flower???

Esc-ce que la meme chose... n'est-ce pas?

Cygnus MacLlyr said...

And you understand, then...

the writing was pure Auto... go from one to the other-- Free Associaton.

The whole night is about free association...

And Lady Rene...

Thank you for caring.

Cyg

Kyddryn said...

Oh, Sir - next time you paint indoors, you really SHOULD open a window...

:-D

Shade and Sweetwater,
K

Not The Rockefellers said...

OK then!
We're good...
And Really? You're Jenny?
the one whom I can turn to?
Well, Miss Jenny..I'm honored but I do my biz sans communication devices..that's just me :)

Peace - Rene
You made me laugh Sir, I needed that..

Bee and Rose said...

It all made perfect sense to me! I've been taking wee bloggy breaks now and again to clear the static from the attic...I say when writer's block hits...take inspiration where ever you can find it! lol!

Hope this finds you well!

Ken said...

...hell Bro,just sit in the garden a bit,if ya need inspiration !?!...i'm with Catman...you O.K.?...
...hint,'garden'...green(s)...get it ? chief(in')...lol...couldn't resist...