20 June 2009

Lookin' For A Loonatic???

Well, you done come to the right place, my friend! It's friday night, and I'm about to crash your pasta salad dinner party!

But-- you wouldn't expect anything less from this ol' bird! Nor would you care to have me any other way... I mean, swan with pasta-- how can ye go wrong?!?

Okay, I accept... I'm Crazy...
[Cyg then breaks out in bird-song:]



Thanks, Friend! Now... tell me some dirty jokes...

Slainte!

Cygnus

10 comments:

Felinae said...

LOL!

OMG! I love it. I am sitting here laughing out loud.

You My Friend are completely certifiable. LOL!

You are correct though, wouldn't have you any other way, or well, you wouldn't be you!

Thanks for making me laugh, Cyg.

Hugs~Felinae~

Cygnus MacLlyr said...

Well, M'Lady...
As long as that's not an electric chair you're sitting in...

Um... NOT to be confused with a BOB you may be sitting ON... that'd be DIFFERENT... and I ain't allowed to go there! HA!!!

I'm glad I could make you laugh, my friend; after all, THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR...

Ohana, Lady Felinae...

[and-- only returning the favor, really...! :D]

Not The Rockefellers said...

Aww..it's too late to change ya! :)
Wouldn't wanna anyway... :D

Peace - Rene

Cygnus MacLlyr said...

Well then, Lady Rocks..

I shall drive a motorcycle all the New Hampshire Way in search of... of someone whose footprints to follow in a circle...
But then I may [just] be crazy...

Sarah said...

Well...darn it I can't think of a single dirty joke...how sad is that! There is one rolling around my head about hormones or moaning whores...not taking good care of them..you get the drift!!!
LMAO Sir Cygus... enjoy yer weekend Lard. Lady Sarah

Cygnus MacLlyr said...

The drift I got, Sarah, but the joke... you'll have to remember, and SOON!! ha!
Thanks for the visit, and glad I could proffer smile, M'Lady...

Ken said...

...looks like ol'Cygnus is back...lol...bout time too...

Kyddryn said...

Hmm...Swan for dinner?

Sorry, SIr - the only dirty jokes I know are not very dirty.

Meanwhile - I wouldn't have you any other way, Sir...but then, I am nuttier than a Claxton fruitcake...

Shade and Sweetwater,
K

Cygnus MacLlyr said...

Ken!
Thanks, my friend! I think when I stop "trying" so hard-- thus stepping on the muses toes-- She's able to step back in.

Just a theory, but... "[I] may be right!" lol!

Good to see ya, man!

Cygnus MacLlyr said...

Lady K--

You mean, you wouldn't have me any other way than with pasta?
I was thinking chopsticks and Strawberry Swan-- kinda like Duck a l'orange, but... you know.. NOT...
:D
Nutty, are ye? Cashew? Pistachio? Macadamia??? Ah, the possibilities...