Well, you done come to the right place, my friend! It's friday night, and I'm about to crash your pasta salad dinner party!
But-- you wouldn't expect anything less from this ol' bird! Nor would you care to have me any other way... I mean, swan with pasta-- how can ye go wrong?!?
Okay, I accept... I'm Crazy...
[Cyg then breaks out in bird-song:]
Thanks, Friend! Now... tell me some dirty jokes...