04 February 2009

Arm Yourself

You want to?

First, because I am an ex-felon, I want to direct you to THIS site that shows what the Supreme Court thinks 'we' have a RIGHT to.

I ask that Clarence Thomas respectfully lick my left testicle...

On second (Amendment ) thought, muthafukk respect. Just lick, bi-ach!!

And now, on to business...

I've seen a few of my good buddies have real trouble with stocking up on ammo.

Sucks.

But no longer, my friends...

You give the MacMeister a call. I have a friend...

Still having trouble finding the Specialty Ammo with the John Wayne Insignia on the shell casing?

Your local flea market guru still having trouble delivering the .38 shells?

Anything else you need? Stock ammo; AR15 conversion kits...

E-mail me , buddies. Honestly.

I'll help end the trouble.

Now remember: Obammy ain't trying to reduce your RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS, but does want through his Attorney General to give your .22 (and all other gunpowder-loaded shells) a MAXIMUM shelf life of ONE YEAR.

Google Google Google!!! I'll have more links for you by the weekend; sorry they aren't forthcoming tonight...

There are a couple of individuals in particular, and they'll know who they are, whom I hope I am able to help. Many, many others are in need of assistance-- with purchase, delivery, choice, whatever.

I can offer a consultant who can make the connection happen. All legit. Anything you could find at a legal gunshow or otherwise above-the-board deal, we'll do you better on. Period.

Prefer that Texas be the place o' barter, but let Ol' Cygnus know if this is an inconvenience. Something'll make...

I'll see to it.

Slainte, Folks. And beware... these two acres are loaded...

Cygnus

13 comments:

Catman said...

Dude,

Be careful of what you're offering. Some states are Class III and others aren't.

You know all of us are on "the list". We don't need the JBTs setting you up for illegally transferring anything.

They're trying to figure out a way to make us guests of the "Graybar Hotel". Don't give them any excuses.

We need every patriot on the outside.

Bullseye said...

You da man C, now I knwo who can hook a brother up!! LOL

And Catmans right man...they're watchin...you can bet your ass on it man..Be very CAREFUL..Gonna need good ol' boys like you VERY SOON.

Cygnus MacLlyr said...

Men, you are right. I was told to try and keep it in state, and so I shall.

But.
I wouldn't put the beta out there if I didn't trust the source.

A Licensed dealer--which is whom we'd be dealing through-- would warn us off any shady forays...

So... put the word out there... And I'll keep my peepers primed...

Ashley said...

I've thought about purchasing a gun, although I much prefer alternative means of... ummmm.... defense. Yeah, defense. What can you get that will... Idunno.... pass through a metal detector without being detected? Just hypothetically, of course.

Hugs,
Ashley

Catman said...

Ashley,

Look to a "CIA letter opener" The good ones are carbon fiber, not plastic.

Cygnus MacLlyr said...

Catman, Good Beta!!!

Phelan said...

Yes SIR!

Cygnus MacLlyr said...

hi Phelan! a pleasure to see your name in this humble post's comment section! i'm a loyal minion of your one acre...

Assuming the sir is aimed @ Catman, I concur!

Please visit again!

Cygnus MacLlyr said...

Sorry--I meant a Neophyte Sycophant...

Phelan said...

Do you wish to be the minion of the orchard, the barn, the garden, the front yard, part of the cattle field. . . each acre has it's specialized minions needs, ya know.

What personal advantage are you trying to seek? I am now confused, but I gather that it is just fine since you are new to it ;)

Cygnus MacLlyr said...

phelan I'd take the garden and/ or orchard duties any day...

thanks so much for the visit, and being lucky #21 on my humble site. I'm flattered. Really! :)

Tracy said...

Don't concern yourself too much, Ashley; your protection is being provided for you by other people with guns. Although I am afraid they tend to do a poor job of it, and at much too high a price...

As for the gun that isn't detected by metal detectors, that technology doesn't exist. Even if it did, the ammo is still metal.
The Glock, the so-called "plastic pistol", is mostly steel. The idiotic characterization by the press of the Glock as a plastic pistol has exactly the same amount of truth as would calling a 1903 Springfield a "wooden rifle".

Cygnus MacLlyr said...

So, are you saying ZIP exists???