Why, You Little...!
I have a very big love of laugh.
I've never chased a homeless, nascar motor-equipped scooter-mounted bag lady down for unvoluntary plowage of my alley garden... except vicariously.
Nor traded shoes for beer. ["Yet, Cyggie me man; Yet..", me inner leprecuan whispers snidely...]
But when I need to, there's only one source of experience to turn to.
Cygnus' old birdbrain is a bit addled tonight, trying to figure out Tulips and why a Lady of Pearl's caliber is offering such a beautiful pipe (hey, the tape first appeared to me as thus, and thus shall it ever remain) and them word thingies to his nest...
I'll get the flowers arranged, and you all head on over to Pearl's; Tell her Cygnus sent you. And take her a Sunflower until we find out what her favorite one is!
Slainte, Folks!
Cygnus
Cast Pearls...
Every Saturn's Day Nacht
Turn on; Tune in...
A Witch Is A Witch Is A...
My "Makes Me Look Well-Read" List:
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Happy Thanksgiving3 weeks ago
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June 28, 20231 year ago
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...rules of three...4 years ago
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Fuck the European Union5 years ago
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Grandma's Bacon, Leek and Butternut Pumpkin Soup8 years ago
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Please Come Home For Christmas9 years ago
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Not really homesteading9 years ago
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SMALL STEPS, BIG IMPACT9 years ago
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Merry Christmas to Everyone9 years ago
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In The Weeds10 years ago
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Alive! (x-post)10 years ago
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:: Growing Home ::10 years ago
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They Don't Belong11 years ago
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Count Your Blessings12 years ago
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A new page in my life ...12 years ago
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Some Self Defense Basics12 years ago
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Short Hairstyles 1812 years ago
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geisha tattoos exotic 0212 years ago
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Better Things to Do12 years ago
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Potatoes in a box!12 years ago
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Wind Moon12 years ago
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We have moved to Wordpress12 years ago
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Hello world12 years ago
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Live and Learn13 years ago
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COSTELA DE EVA13 years ago
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Freaky Just Got Fabulous!13 years ago
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Quick Update14 years ago
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The Block Next Door14 years ago
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Me? I'm just Stoopid. Y'want FUNNY?
Click on the pipe...
My Eyebrow Tweezers:
I Loved This Assignment!
Thank You, Tulip Lady!
Go Here; Give Her Flowers...
9 comments:
Love me some Pearl! I laugh so hard it makes me cry sometimes.
Scrappy
I don't know what to say. I read her blog posts and I'm mystified.
A pistol with a floating barrel, and a few extra barrels would have wiped that fat cart riding **nt (sorry ladies) that trashed her garden from the face of the earth.
Drop the fat chick with a few well placed rounds. Police the brass. Remove the barrel. Cut it up or melt it down. Install new barrel.
Don't get rid of the gun, just get rid of the barrel.
Ain't gang violence a bitch?
ROF, Catman! LMAO! Honest!!
Oh, cut & melt brass... difference between the village smith and candlemaker-- I thought you meant cut the fat from the fat lady and melt it down for tallow...
Well, still a darned snooty shot,Cat! Love ya, Bro!
Cygnus...I think you are very sweet. And to get an award from Pearl is a magnificent feather in your cap!
Happy Day to you!
:)
Hahaha....making tallow. That's too funny!
Do you remember the ad from 24 Hour Fitness? "When they come, they'll eat the fat ones first?"
CAtman, I sure don't.. Youtube it and let's see...
Sounds kinda like my.. come to think on it, let's not go there...
Sweet Cheeks, I thankee very much, kitty! (you sure you got the right Swan here, right? ok., um.. just askin..)
Yes'm, That Tapepipe will be cherished long and hard; Pearl musta had another one of them shoe-tradin' in-the-cups bashes to attend before posting that nite...
So, nice to see a new, um ... kitty.. around this neck of the woods! Hope you come again! And again-- you know, like the ac/dc song..
Cygnus,
I e-mailed the photo of the billboard to your g-mail account.
Thanks, Catman! Good to get right inside the sheeple mind, eh???
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